You know what the best thing about being a Trojan is? “Granddaddy of Them All” is a synonym for “USC Victory Lap.”
Also, on a related note… I’ve learned from watching ESPN international 
that there are such things as Lumberjilling and Rock Paper Scissors Championships. Lumberjilling consists of enormous women with thundering thighs and smokestack arms sawing through trees and living in Wisconsin. Rock Paper Scissors is pretty self explanatory… but I think you’ll find it useful to know that the competitors duel in a boxing ring.
Emily’s stay here was great, we had a really fun time. I got to see some parts of Israel I hadn’t yet seen, like Zichron Yaakov in the north and the Palmach Museum close to Tel Aviv U… both places I’d recommend to anyone planning to visit.
Just now Herbstreit said of Taylor Mays, “Are you allowed to look that good in a uniform??” Which I thought was kind of fruity. Right?
Emily’s trip from the states to Israel was a disaster… a 10 hour delay in Chicago had her missing her connection in Madrid, and she got in 15 hours later than she was supposed to. So last night we hit a couple bars, and Emily was nervous about being juiced on the long trip back, considering her old bad luck, so I helped her finish her drinks and stuff…
Matthew was prettttty hammy. Like… totally on top of his game and stuff… but hammy. Sorry grandma.
Anyway, I have a few more entries to post. Rereading this post as I go, I’m discovering that I really have lost my ability to entertain in these things. I think that I’m just exhausted… it’s time to come home. But I’m going to muster up my strength. I’d like to wrap up the trip with some good’ns, so don’t abandon me just yet… 5 days left in Israel, tons to do, and a lot to think about. Much love to all, and Fight On.
Congrats on the win. On a side note, you guys really know how to pick pretty boy QBs, don’t you?